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Happy Valentine’s Day!

I always feel torn about Vday. When you’re with someone, it’s all teddies (of both kinds) and chocolate but when you’re single, you’re only anticipating the day after for all the marked down chocolate. Confession #455, I’ve never been in love. For the record, I’m 27 years old and I’ve never even dined at the..read more

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You Can’t Have Everything?

I was recommended by many fellow bloggers not to divulge “too much.” Now if I listened to everyone, I’d have platinum blonde hair, maybe would’ve jumped off a bridge, and never be as close as I am to you guys. I’m not so much into the 101 rules of seduction in the Lana del Rey..read more

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