One of the following is false: I fell down twice, went to a college party, had an allergic reaction to something on my legs and almost got sick cleaning out one very moldy refrigerator, and got a new tattoo.
Only the last one is false. First, I don’t know if you know this but I’m a huge klutz. I’m the girl that walks down the hall and smacks her arm on the wall and wonders if it were there all along. Second, I went to visit baby brother and it just sort of happened. Being almost 30, I have to say, I felt pretty lame. I vaguely remember going that hard but most certainly don’t ever recall wall twerking. That last part is completely true. I didn’t make that up. Third, I’ve yet to figure out the culprit but my legs are now completely covered in very unattractive rashes. The part where I cleaned out the fridge didn’t cause it as the itch grew long before any mold or bleach came into the picture but it probably didn’t help. But as always, food was there to cheer me up. It never makes me feel clumsy, uncool, or so damn itchy!
I hope everyone enjoyed their weekends. I’m super stoked for the short week/long weekend ahead! Are you?
Your Squishy Monster ^.~