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You Can’t Have Everything?

I was recommended by many fellow bloggers not to divulge “too much.”  Now if I listened to everyone, I’d have platinum blonde hair, maybe would’ve jumped off a bridge, and never be as close as I am to you guys.  I’m not so much into the 101 rules of seduction in the Lana del Rey way and maybe it’s not “what the people want,” but Jimmy cracked corn…

I can’t tell you how many messages I get that tell me that I look so happy 24/7 and that my life seems perfect.  o.m.g.  This is completely incorrect.  I’ve addressed this before but perhaps it’s because food just makes me that happy and in The Squishy Monster world, everything revolves around food but alas, allow me to point out that food can’t lean in for a big hug, keep you warm and snuggle with you on cold nights, or make you laugh or smile.  That is, unless you’re smiley fries =)

I crave romance.  I’m starved for it.

Confession #862, I’ve never been in love.  I suppose my Prince Charming doesn’t have a GPS or smart phone…yeah, that’s what it is…

I realize that different things happen for people at different times but I find myself drifting off into la-la land wondering what it would be like to live the rest of my days with a best friend-a partner.  My friends share stories about butterflies-in-their-stomach-palms-slick-face-flushed excitement and it leaves me to wonder, did I forget to care for my butterfly properly?  Is it sick, gone, away?

So, while my friends were out on fancy dates at fancy restaurants, in their fancy new dresses, I sat at home and listened to this:

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So no people, I do not moonlight as the energizer bunny.  Sometimes, I sit on my bed and set up a personal Squishy bed-island buffet and just go hard on a bag of chips…or 3 :/

Don’t feel sorry for me though, until we find each other (or I get a pony, whichever comes first)…

TOTALLY kidding about the pony people, lol

I will continue on with my ménage à trois–just me, my videos and blog.  They seem pretty happy with me.  I take care of them and keep them well fed, after all ;)

All that and a bag of chips,

Your Squishy Monster

p.s. I LOVE all the feedback y’all have been giving me.  I even write them down in a little book.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.  I love you all (and hope you love me back) =D


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36 thoughts on “You Can’t Have Everything?

  • loving lovely love love says:

    you can have my butterfly time machine egg slicer toaster juicer.

    what kind of chips do you like the most?

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    I really like Salt & Vinegar, what about you?

  • Lester. says:

    101 rules of seduction,lollol, that reminds me of some of my neighbors Angie.

    I am in my early fifties( I feel 20! I know I am not though,lol.I confess I will be 52 next week Angie!!Stopped getting the correct number of candles on my cake years ago due to fire hazard! lolllllllll.

    In this world, In this life, Spiritually, emotionally, IN EVERY way life and people can be wonderful.They can also be cruel and down right evil. I have see and experienced both sides in my life Angie.I guess if The seventies series were my life I’d be Richie Well 3 girls ( I did not ask them to , nor did I stop them Angie)kissed me before I was 10 so maybe a little Fonze in I have been in LOVE before Angie. I LOVE love. There has been more than one time I wanted to marry the Dear Lady. I asked. Two did not want to ever marry, one dear lady well expressed she did not really Love her self or want to be with herself. One Lady HER family and Circle of handlers Ruled her life. I did not know this. I had to discover the hard way. She was born and raised here, However HER CONTROLERS ( SECRETLY Were bulying , threatening her, And me. She is still single, I have no ill will toward her or any of the dear Ladies. I have been shocked and saddened how many today have their SOCIAL/LOVE/ROMANTIC life controlled, tampered with Angie.I am not a controller, nor can or will I be controlled.I feel a WOMAN is one of GOD’s precious gifts! Not a barbie doll, nor a slave as I see so many Ladies being treated now Including my Neighboress in the condo under me I deeply cared for and was Falling in love with. Again, she had past hurts and was being controlled, Some IN my camp were secretly doing same behin my back.Needless to say As attempted suicide by some one I deeply cared for could have taken them and me. THank GOD it did not happen.

    Having said all that Angie. I believe in LOVE. I have been stalked in the past( A lady I met IN CHURCH!!)

  • Lester. says:

    Sorry. As I wa s saying. I feel I WILL meet my true LOVE. The Lady for me. I am a bachelor but a settled( Not like a tom cat, lollol).

    I feel you will find your true LOVE Angie. You will fall in love. When you do I hope and pray It will last dear Lady! God bless you.Have a wonderful week end! Much LOVE to you Angie!



  • mizushui8836 says:

    Well, maybe your prince charming just hasn’t found you. As a man, I can tell you that it’s true that food is the best way to a man’s heart, haha, so you already have that covered. But not only do men like food, we like women who like food and aren’t afraid to admit it. And you definitely are very beautiful, and have a very magnetic spirit. So I think that when he comes around he won’t be able to resist you. And I’ll be jealous of him, hehe.
    Also, I’ve never been in love either, and I’m 32 now, so I know what you’re talking about, haha. But at least I have the love of my friends for now.

  • CCU says:

    I think Squishy World rocks
    And happiness comes from what you have right? And you have an awesome attitude

    Choc Chip Uru

  • loving lovely love love says:

    I like those too, but I can’t eat a lot.
    vinegar eats my gums or something.

    nachos are the best

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    ohhh no :/

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    I believe it, Les! Have Faith

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Holy cow, that’s madness!

    I think I’d make a terrible Barbie doll, you’d never ever be able to find me –lol

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Do you think my future boo will still be happy with me when he’s 1,ooo lbs? Hm…

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    looove this song, btw =D

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Squishy World…I bet there are no fatal accidents there…everything is Squishy

  • Elizabeth says:

    I LOVE your blog and think you must be pretty awesome too! Your butterfly is probably just snoozing in her cocoon until the right person comes along. Mine did until I met the hubby, then it made me into a huge goofball. I hope you still blog when that happens Thanks so much for your blog and videos! Thanks to you, I always have Mocha Mochi’s to keep me company when my Mr is away!

  • Lester says:

    Oh yes Angie, I will keep the faith. I feel and see to many relationships where one or both parties allow out siders( Friends, so called, some family, co workers, etc) To come between them.I have had people lol out right Try to SET me up for marriage with a lady I did not know( A few I did not want to know them from their spirit and personality.It was madness. I am glad I learned from it and survived.
    lol.want to see a scary movie( Valley of the dolls.) Angie I do know some Ladies named Barbie.One says she is a doll( In personality and looks she is) also my niece Frances is a living Native American/black( GOT IT GOING ON!! HER exact words Angie, lol) Barbie doll.

    Yes that is a beautiful romantic song Angie .I love it. You are a special, Loving,Caring person and Lady.Please never let any one break your spirit or steel your joy Angie.

    Have a wonderful Evening.


  • The Squishy Monster says:

    I will never let go of this first love no worries there =D I’m glad to hear it Elizabeth!!! I hope you and the boo both had an awesome weekend!!

  • Doug Kempf says:

    After confusion over Your/You’re, Yeah/Yea/Yay ranks right up there.

    Here’s how Yeah/Yea/Yay breaks out:
    Yeah – A slang version of “Yes.” As in, “Yeah, I want another piece of pie.”
    Yea – A vote in support of a position. As in, “Do you vote Yea or Nay?”
    Yay – A happy exclamation. As in, “Yay, I got the day off.”

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    is this in reference to what I tweeted?

  • Doug Kempf says:

    No the reference is confession #862 (feel free to delete when you make the change)

  • The Squishy Monster says:


  • Jessica says:

    first of all, smiley fries yay!! and this is too cute! you will definitely find your prince one day, and im sure he will be ecstatic that you are an amazing foodie


  • cj says:

    Of course we love you, silly goose

  • Jenny @ Ichigo Shortcake says:

    I adore the smiley fries! I’ve never seen them before in Australia..wonder if I can get it…

    Like everyone else has said, you will definitely meet your prince charming one day, even though he might not seem like he is at the start. I always think of it as fate and not finding someone now just means the time hasn’t come!

    I love the idea of Squishy World. Sounds like a jumping castle…except very big.

  • thehautecookie says:

    those are so cute!!! too cute to eat! And also, I agree, I don’t know if princes exist, but i firmly believe that you have a puzzle piece.

  • Waegook Tom says:

    Of course we love you back, Angie! Don’t worry about love – it always finds you when you least expect it. If you try and find it, it tends to run anyway, the pesky little bugger. A bit of a creeper, really.

    Also, what flavour chips?

  • Jenn and Seth (@HomeSkilletCook) says:

    those fries are too cute, love it and love your blog

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Love y’all! yummiest couple. ever.

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Hey, hey, Tom!

    It IS a pesky bugger. Salt & Vinegar is how I roll (some people hate it but I love crushing them down in a sammy)

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Disney brainwashes girls, lol

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    They stuck with me through childhood. I always felt bad about biting them and leaving them with half a smile, lol.
    I trust this is true and then, we can bounce around together in this Squsihy World, lol

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    and I you, CJ

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    I hope he’s skinny so I can fatten him up, lol–I kid

  • Charles says:

    I suppose never having been in love is better than falling in love way too easily. I spent most of my youth and early adulthood being an emotional wreck. Thankfully now I’ve calmed down (which is kind of good, since I’m married and all )

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    YOU are sweet!

  • The Squishy Monster says:

    Ah, how clever and mean love can be!

  • Andy says:

    wow i didn’t know you were single, how is that possible? well look no further here i am prince charming in disguise XD lol jk…i was in love once and it was absolutely wonderful feeling, too bad she didn’t feel that way lol…i guess i never came around to tell her, but oh well life goes on, i have no regrets, but it’s the, “what if” factor is what kills me sometimes. You’ll meet your prince charming, besides being cute looking your cooking skills is Da bomb!! so Onolicious!

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